Kronos, In a Suit!
Welcome to Kronos, In a Suit! In which Kronos becomes addicted to the show "Scandal" and tries to understand what Tony Goldwyn's face is.

Don't expect quality, just enjoy it.

Anonymous:
Hi Kronos, I was just wondering do you use QuickTime Pro for your GIFs or the free downloadable version, because I'm trying to gif and it won't let me trim unless I buy the Quickpro 7, something I most definitely do not want to do because I give too much of my money to Apple as it is. Any date links you can forward me anonymously, I'd be grateful.

Hi anon! I didn’t know about this but just checked it out and it seems that apple did indeed suddenly move all the cool stuff that was once free to their new version of quicktime pro so people would by it. Which is totally crap!  But we shall try and find a way around it! I use Quicktime Player 10.2, which works for me. Here’s some download link that hopefully will work!

http://macdownload.informer.com/quicktime-player/10.0/

or if you have a torrent downloader try this:

http://kickass.to/quicktime-player-10-2-t3212363.html

suffer4ursanity:
Hello Kronos. I have followed you for a while and you are very funny. (Although I have not seen you talk about Scandal much.) Can you tell me if you have a GIF tutorial on youtube. I think I should take my tumblr experience to the next level. Ta

Thanks for the message! I’ve turned off blogging about scandal because it just makes me angry and I’d prefer to keep kronosinasuit a happy place, so maybe when I get over my frustration I’ll be back, but instead just making fun of it. But yay for wanting to make gifs! I made a tutorial a while back, you can find it here - http://youtu.be/qkVxCt-CfJk - hopefully that helps, but if you have any questions about gif stuff my inbox is always open so just drop a line and I’ll see if I can help you out. Happy gif making!

mistresseoftheblack:
Hello kronos will you be doing a farewell drunken scandal podcast if so I would love to call in chat about all my feels and I have a lot of feel (3 season of waiting) and they pull this

kronosinasuit:

interesting thought mistress, and would certainly warrant the drinking… but would people be down with strange drunken post-mortem/semi-funeral drunkscandal? Just that I think personally my only reactions would be eitherimage

or

reinedeboheme:
BE AWESOME YOU FUCKING KING

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Anonymous:
BE GONE YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT!

i did it and i’d do it again

stolen from this post

deb1x:
Hi Kronos! I read in a tweet from SR where she said if Liv and Fitz married it would basically signify the end of the series. I couldn't believe it! She has that whole battery of writers and they wouldn't be able to come up with story lines for a Republican President and his Apolitical Crisis Manager Wife? The politics of that alone is a rich vein right there. I have read some FanFic (yours included) that would make terrific Eps. and story arcs. Do you agree with SR?

I think that’s a very safe no.

I mean what the hell?

Just thinking of all the fascinating complications that would come out of a presidential divorce is making me excited - let alone a marriage too. And then how would that work? Would she still be a fixer? Would she work at the White House? Think of all the questions of her own independence and agency and dreams - it would be really intriguing. And it would be a long and difficult path too, but I think they’re avoiding it completely, because, i dunno, spies and stuff.

Just the whole notion that stories get less interesting after marriage just pisses me the fuck off.

I mean she tells us this isn’t a fairy tale yet she still has the disney mindset that marriage is the final shot.

Would Olivia Pope be so boring after she’s married?

It just seems so reductive, like the only reason we’re interested in her is because of the affair. And fuck that shit.

Reposting this for the always brilliant mellygrant. Because reasons.

Anonymous:
#WHY IS FITZ SO FUCKING FUCKFACE accurate tag is so fucking accurate

There’s no reason to the fighting.

Like, every fucking thing that is being shouted and angsted about and all this sound and fury.

It means nothing.

NOTHING.

Because two times Fitz has wanted to get a divorce, it was Olivia herself who stopped him. The one time Fitz denied the divorce is because his entire world had been destroyed and Liv was the reason. But seriously, Liv could give him permission and he’d be divorced in a second so why all the fucking shouting?

Like… what the ever loving fuck?

What ground does this show have to stand on?

Where’s the motivation? Where’s the stakes?

be-mybrando:

Dear Lordt,

Please let this life crisis Olivia seems to be going through be a cover up for her plan to turn up on all these bitches. Amen.

Anonymous:
So let's see. Joke, Mellie, and Olivia have all physically abused someone (slapped, choked, etc.), and Joke has killed more people in cold blood than we probably know about. And yet Fitz is still the villain here, right? We're not supposed to believe him when he says "I'm not the bad guy," right? Kronos, help us out here. You're the only one who can make sense of this clusterfuck.

i got nothing

SH